Next up is the FPS Jacket. This my friends I must have. I know I say that a lot, and mind you that makes me sound pretty greedy-which I guess I am- this awesome jacket not only makes you look cool but comes with two, yes two, laser guns and laser sensors so that you can play laser tag WHERE EVER YOU ARE. No longer will I be the creepy woman in the elfin coat shooting at seven year-olds and yelling things that are not mommy guide approved. I can play when ever I want and with whoever I want and yeah I am talking to you punk kid down the block--YOU ARE GOING DOWN! This retails for either $39.95 or $49.95 When I told Mr. Undersecretary that in this economy ten dollars does make a difference he said "yes it does" and moved on. So I guess we will have to find out the price the old fashioned way and go on the site. Never the less I want it I want it I want it!
USB ports to plug in. When I asked if there was a regular two prong socket- I was told no--who uses those now a days anyway? Well Sir Undersecretary, I do. It's called a portable DVD player sir, and it runs on good old two prong goodness. However it will not stop me from buying this amazing star wars car charger and I am pretty sure it won't stop you from buying it as well.
So thanks Think Geek for being awesome, sarcastic, and for pretty much making more things that I need to buy for every birthday, holiday, baptism and bris. (um every new born needs a Trekie onesie). My family will definitely be supporting one of your salaries this year for sure!